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We have woods here, you know. Cemeteries, cars, barns, cornfields...get the idea? All socially tolerated places to "do it." What we adult Cheeseheads with small kids do not appreciate is when you use:

- a school playground in broad daylight (hint: a single tree is NOT the woods; skip science class a little less often next year)

- the beach at dusk (couldn't see your faces, but your gyrations were unmistakable)

Luckily, my toddler was wholly enchanted with a Sheltie while the latter incident played out the other night, not 100 yards from restaurant windows AND a boat launch.

Also, a little tip from an elder: if your boyfriend/girlfriend insists on increasingly risky outdoor unions, your relationship is at least 85% over. Stunt nookie is the death knell.